Category Archives: funny

“Wanna Do Art With Me?”

Yeah… That is the exact question that was asked to me by this crack-head while I was sitting in front of the Starbucks on the corner of Howe and Arden one night. Well actually, he first approached me with his … Continue reading

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Filed under Art, Drawing, funny, humor, Photography, Pin Up, Pin Up Lifestyle Network, Pinup Lifestyle, Pinups, Stick Figures

I know that I shouldn’t… But I read the Comments.

Okay. How many of you loyal readers spend time on-line reading other things besides the outlandish misadventures of Jimmy Buttcheeks? All of you? No shit?! Well, so do I! You see, I’ve found myself in this phase where I can’t … Continue reading

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Who The Hell Dresses Us When We’re Small, And Why Isn’t There A Line-Judge?

Seriously. I had a few moments after a pretty busy Thanksgiving Weekend to sit down and do nothing, so I took that time and flipped through about two hundred photographs from my childhood. I’d say based off of the dates … Continue reading

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Filed under childhood, comedy, funny, humor, Sensei Kreese

It’s Not Us Weekly, It’s U.S. Weekly!!!

Shortly after my divorce, I moved back to my small three-bedroom house in the charming ghetto that is South Sacramento. After cleaning ten years of renters’ funk off of the walls and out of the carpet, I sat down at … Continue reading

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That Haunted House Scared The Shit Out Of Me… Literally!

Ever lived in a house that was haunted? Ever been so terrified that you lay under the covers hearing every creak and groan of that old haunted house, not being able to sleep no mater how hard you tried? Ever … Continue reading

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